Funny Engraved Slate Plant Markers – Humorous Gardening Labels – Weatherproof & Durable

Give Your Garden a Sense of Humor with Our Engraved Slate Plant Markers!

Not every plant thrives… but at least your garden can still look great! These funny slate plant markers are perfect for gardeners with a sense of humor. Whether your green thumb is a little questionable or you just enjoy a good pun, these markers will keep your plants labeled in style—even if they don’t survive.

Each marker is made from natural slate, laser-engraved for a long-lasting finish, and features a sharp stake for easy placement. The weatherproof coating ensures they stay looking great through sun, rain, and yet another failed crop.

🌱 Available Variants:

• “Planted with Hope… Harvested with Disappointment”
• “RIP - Gone But Not Forgotten”
• “I Tried”
• “Grow, Damn It!”
• “Survival Rate: Questionable”
• “Food Shortage Incoming”
• “Dead But Decorative”

🔹 Product Details:
✔ Material: Natural Slate
✔ Size: Approx. 12cm tall (varies slightly due to natural stone), top section containing text is 6cm wide
✔ Finish: Weather-resistant & sealed for durability
✔ Perfect for: Home gardens, allotments, greenhouse fails, and gifts for plant lovers with a sense of humor

🎁 Great Gift Idea! Whether you're buying for yourself or a friend, these slate markers make the perfect quirky gardening gift.